From the pages of "1001 Fun Things To Do"

[nfotxn]

Hey kids, it's a rainy day here in Southern Ontario. Nothing to do except watch it fall down. Pitter patter on the roof. Oh how depressing...

But don't let the weather enduced doldrums get you down!

Why? Because I have a secret to tell you. Only today you can instantly transport yourself to Scotland with these easy steps:

0. Go to the pub for a few pints and a packet of Prawn Cocktail Crisps. Barring Prawn Cocktail substitute your favourite flavour.
1. Go outside. Somewhere it's wet.
2. Close your eyes and spin around in a circle with your hands on your head.
3. Open your eyes... you're in Scotland!

Keen!