From the pages of "1001 Fun Things To Do"

[nfotxn]

Hey kids, it's a rainy day here in Southern Ontario. Nothing to do except watch it fall down. Pitter patter on the roof. Oh how depressing...

But don't let the weather enduced doldrums get you down!

Why? Because I have a secret to tell you. Only today you can instantly transport yourself to Scotland with these easy steps:

0. Go to the pub for a few pints and a packet of Prawn Cocktail Crisps. Barring Prawn Cocktail substitute your favourite flavour.
1. Go outside. Somewhere it's wet.
2. Close your eyes and spin around in a circle with your hands on your head.
3. Open your eyes... you're in Scotland!

Keen!

Comments

[saintgusgus.livejournal.com]

that was funny.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm glad somebody got it!

[saintgusgus.livejournal.com]

I don't watch all that british programming because I think Lee Evans is adorable.

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

It's like that crumbling drywall that Rutger Hauer punches through in Blade Runner.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Welcome to The Real World mahhhhn!!

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like we don't get those conditions here in our little temperate rain forest climate.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's all sunshine all the time I've heard. You should go work on your tan today.

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

Actually, it'll be Wreck Beach season again soon. Nekkid picnic time!
It's a West-facing beach that, on even a partly sunny day, is warmer than anywhere inland or in town.

[gloeden.livejournal.com]

Gee, I liked the picture. It's like some lovely underwater mammal flesh.
I'm getting hungry...

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Interesting interpretation!

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

Nope.. still in Arizona here.. but now it feels like Cinco De Mayo!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY THIS GAME!!!

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry? What was that? I was distracted by all this sun and natural desert beauty..




Don't worry, come July when it's 105^oF here you get the last larf.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

PS: Where's your imagination?!

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

I used it up lastnight while looking at certain pictures of you.

Oops.. sorry, too real?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't give out those FF/TT/CBT/WS pictures to just anyone...

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

Q: About your icon, is that pink think your lip, or your tongue, or something else entirely?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Oh those are my lips. I just drew the vectors and filled them with simple textures then resized it to an odd value with the resampling set to nearest neighbour. The result is a lot of blanking out of pixels next to white ones *inhales* so yes those are my lips.

[danlmarmot.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't there be a step 0 that says 'down a couple of pints'?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Good idea!

[notofthisworld.livejournal.com]

I assume the spinning around in a circle acheives much the same effect.

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

WALL OF SNOT! WALL OF SNOT!

[buc.livejournal.com]

So everyone in Scotland is wet and dizzy? Sounds like my kind of town.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I spent a good deal of my time in Scotland being either or both of the above. And many of the men are uncut, *ahem*, or so I'm told.

[http://users.livejournal.com/speedy_/]

Today is sunny and bright here in montreal, So I guess we'll be recieving that rain here somehow tomorrow. Ummpf! I understand why you wanna get dizzy.