Book Meme

[nfotxn]

"What do I want? I want a glass of water. Geez. I'm so much better at specific questions. What do I want? Umm, world peace."

Book meme.

From: BUTT Fagazine No. 8

1. grab the nearest book.
   
2. open the book to page 23.
   
3. find the fifth sentence.
   
4. post the text of the whole sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

Comments

[kj.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'd post that...

Except that in the nearest book to me, page 23 has the conclusion of one sentence, then three more sentences. A new section starts on page 27 (pages 24 and 26 having been intentionally left blank, while page 25 has what I'll call an "intro splash page" for the section).

Which book, you ask?

USA Hockey's 2003-05 Offical Rules of Ice Hockey.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

My quote is technically 5 sentences. Adapt the rules liberally for your situation.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

PS: I am not in the least bit suprised about the hockey book.

[buc.livejournal.com]

Eww! Are you a fag?!?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yes, and I only read fagazines.

[buc.livejournal.com]

Ick! I bet you even wear pink in public. Pink is for girls!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Your beard is looking lovely today Midge.

[buc.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! I just trimmed it. Wait... jerk.

[umkinda.livejournal.com]

Darling super-lover, I would have posted the same exact thing, since Butt is on top of my pile of stuff rigth now.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

No. 8 with Joel Gibb?! OMG we are like big gay sisters!

[bearringsd.livejournal.com]

1. I don't have any BUTT. Where could I get some BUTT if I wanted some?

2. Brodie, you have the biggest penis I've ever seen.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

1. I bought mine at MR. B's Leather in Amsterdam but it's easy enough to get in North Americaland as well. Here's their website.
   
2. It's not actually my cock. And if it were I'd have trouble finding pants.