2:15PM

[nfotxn]

And verily our stalwart champions of the road head towards the dark and mysterious province of Michigan.

Comments

[gyvyr.livejournal.com]

have a rock star time!

[murphy.livejournal.com]

we're excited to meet you! see ya there!

[evanrude.livejournal.com]

OH GOD!

Why on earth? Where ya headed?

[bearzbub.livejournal.com]

Don't be a racist!

[sunflower1969.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to point at your hand, you'll fit in better.

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

OMG. You do realize you'll be anally raped by the indigent lesbians at the border don't you?

[evanrude.livejournal.com]

My past few times coming back have actually been quite entertaining. The girls were very interested in the trouble I got into in TO and asked to see pictures.

You were lucky!

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

Last time I went, they searched my car, went through my bags, and asked me the same questions so many times I almost caved under the pressure and revealed that I was an Islamic terrorist.

Re: I need to get lucky!

[evanrude.livejournal.com]

You know I have been suspicious of you for some time, I've seen the circles you run in.

How are those girls when it comes to a 'detailed' search anyway?

Re: I need to get lucky!

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

The girls are very polite, but damn, they were thorough. I almost lit a cigarette afterward. If you want the "detailed" search treatment, just say "um" alot when answering their questions like I apparently did.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/]

by now you should be around Windsor. be careful of the evil lesbian border cops, as stated above.

[alcadd.livejournal.com]

you said road head...
huh huh huh...

welcome to the mitten
carefull if you're bitten.

[fenwalker.livejournal.com]

Um, we call them "States" over here. Much like we refer to Canada as our lumber reserves...

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

Wow, not bad, you have already generated 13 comments, and without even replying to any yet. Well done.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

If that isn't an opening to a really fucked RPG campaign, I don't know what is.

Enjoy yer'self ^o^

BEWARE!

[darkphuque.livejournal.com]

Tharr bears in them tharr woods!!!

ok...just one question...

[telemann.livejournal.com]

When do your online pals in New York City get to give you big bear hug in person? *sniffle*

[cennetig.livejournal.com]

Don't go out in Detroit after dark. If you do don't get separated. No...really! If you need an ambulance call Mediccub.

Go somewhere nice and rural. We have lovely cows and giant squirrels out in the country. The lakeshore is also nice. Have fun in my home state, but be careful what you say to anyone wearing a camo trucker cap... or sporting a mullet.