Welcome to Narnia!

[nfotxn]

There's something funny about addressing a letter to the "United Kingdom". It's like I'm writing to Narnia or something. Infact just scribbling the word "Kingdom" alone, with a pen in cursive writing, entices one to loop a little tighter and mutter a little louder.

Oh our cold and impersonal modern world.

Comments

[kmon.livejournal.com]

Damn sexist language.

Where's the Queendom?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

In any gentrified urban neighbourhood close to bars, spas and bathhouses.

[bearringsd.livejournal.com]

...just as long as you don't refer to other adults around you as "muggles" and attempt to send your letter via Owl Post, I think you should be just fine.

[ranger1.livejournal.com]

Open your mouth a little wider when you speak, and curtsey while you're thinking of what to say. It saves time.

[bentwright.livejournal.com]

This is one of my favorites with the English:
"What was that?" [Hold hand to ear and look around]
"Was that the sun setting on the British Empire?"