Funny Thing

[nfotxn]

Funny thing is when I go to straight bars with my heterosexualists I still think about how I can pick up girls when I get dressed. I put on cologne when I'd never do that for the gays and even do my hair all straight boy faux-hawk style. It's totally not me but I guess it goes to show that I do at least enjoy the company of women.

I just don't want to fuck them.

Comments

[fredneckteddy.livejournal.com]

hanging out with women rock...especially if they know you're gay. I was at a Pan-sexual BDSM gathering in Sudbury last weekend and I just loved the women there......they liked me as well. :)

[abearius.livejournal.com]

I bet you could. . . if you met the right one, of course. :-)

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yes, when monkies fly out of my ass.

[indeterminacy.livejournal.com]

I'll sniff the night air for Blue Water next time we get a Canadian cold front.

[soul-spider.livejournal.com]

Sometimes after shows, my straight friends here in DC would go hit a strip bar or two and I would tag along just to hang out. They eventually got kind of bitter because several times, the ladies would come around and spend more time talking to me than them - perhaps because I wasn't trying so hard to impress.

My friends would just shake their heads and clench fists in frustration. As if those girls wanted anything besides money.