Where my lazers at?!

[nfotxn]

Fact is lasers can do anything. Lasers saved my marriage. The Pope would still be alive if he had lasers.

Comments

[mordo.livejournal.com]

What about sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads? Is that too much to ask? I mean, honestly!

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

A laser rescued me from drowning when I was five. I will always be thankful.

[cmhcub4u.livejournal.com]

So everytime you go for a cigarett you get a burning lazer to the face. Thats awesome.

Extreme aversion therapy, indeed...

[dogdaze1980.livejournal.com]

The way some people are addicted, they may not have much of a face left! For some reason, I'm reminded of the Simpsons episode when they go to see the family therapist...

[fannypackcrew.livejournal.com]

i found jesus and stopped abusing solvents because of lasers

[profundis.livejournal.com]

They laser your friggin' LUNGS out, man! Its AWESOME!

[soul-spider.livejournal.com]

I wonder if lasers can beat Male Sexual Energy.

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

i shoot lasers out of my Big Hard Man Cock®

[http://users.livejournal.com/speedy_/]

They'll burn your brain cells, like that: no brain = no need to smoke

[(Anonymous)]

I think the fact is that Digital Cameras can do anything, and that your journal has changed form dramatically since dad buaght you one.

[flintlodger.livejournal.com]

lazer-controlled headless zombie flies:

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/04/14/lasercontrolled_head.html