Suburban Flirt

[nfotxn]

Straight guys don't wear Priape jeans right? I mean in the age of metrosexuals what's a bear-identifying gay to think?

One of my hot regulars at work has totally sniffed me out. In this town fulla hot Portuguese men it's nice to know at least ONE of them is out of the closet!

Out of the closet.

It's actually pretty awesome how many queer people are regulars where I work. I mean Hamilton is an odd place. Because it's just outside Toronto (45mins, plus or minus traffic) most gays tend to flock to Church St. But we still hold our own here in our medium sized city.

There's the nice tranny who is way into organics who I haven't seen in a while. I have told off my co-workers like a zillion times for talking in hushed tones when they see her. It's so fucking tacky. Yes, she's a he who's a she or whatev'. Bet you don't have the balls to fuck with your born gender.

The creepy closet cross-dresser shops in men's clothing and always touches me with his long nails when he gives me his change. It sucks he is so repressed that he only dresses as a woman downtown. The skin on his finger tips is really soft. And his hairline so high.

I love the 30+ punk rock dykes. We talk about the latest in faux-hawk fashion technology and awesome food. Those ladies know their shit when it comes to various dips and whatnot.

There's a cute retired daddybear couple whom are obviously totally into each other, cruise as I might. Once I charged him for a patio set instead of like some other less expensive item. I think that may have limited my chances of dual-daddy cock action. C'est la vie, non?

There are of course all the bar proprietors and drag scene fixtures. Despite being a city of just over 500 000 people it's awfully gay here. It's no San Francisco but heck, even our former Mayor was a Mary.

Comments

[bigredlug.livejournal.com]

That same atmosphere is what I miss so much about living in/near Carrboro (where the mayor for the last 10+ years is very much a Mary). I understand about the daddybear couple being totally into each other, or else they'd see what a hot guy was cruising them.

Maybe you should offer to make the overcharge up to the hot daddy by offering to give them both a massage?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I could try that. I'll keep it in mind :)

And you are so right about those guys like totally missing out!

You're a doll.

[bigredlug.livejournal.com]

So are you, Brodie. I enjoy the hell out of it every time we get to hang out. I am hoping to spend more time in Toronto soon - would be awesome if we got to see you.

Un-subtle is right!

[antnycub.livejournal.com]

Just the other day I walked up Yonge from the Eaton Centre and was entirely surprised to see Remingtons... across from a gadget store and next to a Youth Outreach Centre. What's with that?

I can see how Hamilton would be über-gay. It's a reasonably sized university town that, I'm sure, is much less expensive than Toronto. How could a moderately-employed gay turn that down?

[guinnesscub.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm Portuguese and gay! I actually have a cousin who lives in Hamilton (not gay tho). Trust me there are a few of us out there. lol :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/speedy_/]

I know this transexual, a 60 something guy who sang in my friend's gay choir, I've seen him a couple of times after his sex change, and he looks great, I waved hi on the street and another day I talked to him downtown, he was happy that I did, cause usually people just stare at him, even guys from the choir. Definetelly he has a lot of guts, and must important he feels great about his sex change. I am happy for him.