KATRINA RELIEF PLEASE

[nfotxn]

Ok, richest country in the world, can you stop asking me for money now? Please?

Comments

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

Hasn't China or unified Germany beaten us yet? I'm sure it's only a matter of months.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

That's probably true. And when you factor in just how much of the USD is owned by China...

[fannypackcrew.livejournal.com]

if you don't donate, the terrorists win.

[etherlad.livejournal.com]

Either you're with us, or you're with the hurricane!

[thekingoftoday.livejournal.com]

Can I get five bucks, yo?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Ok, but it's blue and worth only $4.23

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

It's not your money I want it's a marriage proposal.

I can cook.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I do!

[abearius.livejournal.com]

I'll marry you. I can eat.

[satarnion.livejournal.com]

*whine* But I hafta pay off my student loans!!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/speedy_/]

You got a strong point here Brodie; I just can't imagine how this super rich nation who spends lots and lots in guns and Military issues, can not send food, clothes and help build one of its most important cities.

I am not sending them a dime, No way. I rather send money to Africa Instead.

[jaybear.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that the American government was asking you personally for money.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I don't seem to see the word "government" anywhere in my short post.

[whiskerfish.livejournal.com]

We would if this whole war thing wasn't so damn expensive. Just think between Katrina relief from Canada and war bucks from China we'll just have to spilt this whole damn place down the middle and pay ya'll back with land.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I call dibs on California!

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

No. We're using all our $100 dollar bills to plug the levees in New Orleans (about $58 billion worth) and would much rather be using less valuable Canadian currency.

Pleeeeeze?

[jliv.livejournal.com]

What we are really asking from you is for you to donate to our "faith-based" charities, because we hate any sort of mandatory taxation and effective government. While you're at it, could you send some cheap presciption drugs?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I dunno, this is commie prozac. Sure you want commie drugs?

[ranger1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you hush up now, Luxembourg (http://www.economist.com/theworldin/international/displayStory.cfm?story_id=3372495&d=2005)!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Fierce technicality mary.

[twnchicago.livejournal.com]

but, but, but... we federal deficit looming over us and gas prices are on the rise!

[xkot.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's awesome how you can use the suffering and death of thousands of people to go on your Canadian superiority trip again. Way to go, Brodie!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Nice platitude but you're missing the point in exchange for the knee-jerk reaction. Which is exactly why I phrased it this way, you should know me better by now.

It outlines a failure of the Bush administration in the necessity of millions of foreign aid from individuals in my countries of citizenship and around the world. It's just a foreign perspective on the same old line that I think everyone agrees with: the failure of federal relief in the wake of Katrina is absurd and humiliating for American people. Especially given the billions poured into stuff like the DHS since 9/11.

[lucentnotion.livejournal.com]

Wow, I can't believe how this got so much negative response. I'm American and you know what. I agree with you 100%! This government has more than enough resources to take care of this situation.

All I can do is Vote and Protest and sadly, neither of those work any longer... Our benevolent leader only cares about his personal agendas, the American people have fallen to the side of the road. Violence seems to be the only thing that's noticeable to the great tyrant... I don't think I could participate in anything violent...

Ponderous..

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

So, when was it exactly that you were planning on changing citizenship and running for office down here?