God Goes For Texas

[nfotxn]

So there must be a totally bitching gay or evolution theme party happening in Texas soon. Does Galveston host perhaps some sort of big leather faire this weekend? God is clearly anticipating perhaps some embalmed leather queens or hairy men showing each other their sweaty grey shrivelled dinks in public.

Why was I not informed?!

Comments

[profundis.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Well the island of Galveston is hella gay, so that's cause enough.

[jguy70.livejournal.com]

Gay pride was in Dallas last week. :)

[whiskerfish.livejournal.com]

sweaty grey shrivelled dinks
eeeeewwwwwwww!

[twnchicago.livejournal.com]

you know, I think we should just get a big ol' group-o-gays together and camp on Pat Robertson's front lawn and see if we can't stir up some natural disaster for him personally...

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

I am totally unfriending you for your insensitivity! OMGZ!

[danlmarmot.livejournal.com]

The folks in Jesusland need to pray harder to stop the hurricanes. Once they do that, they'll stop coming.

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

There is no Hurricane Rita. Texas just needs an excuse to get all the NOLA displaced out and shipped to Arkansas.

[strongaxe.livejournal.com]

Bush is from Texas...

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

It is so true. The dicks of tired individuals always seem to be grey.

oops

[woofytexan.livejournal.com]

Sorry. My fault. David is coming home on Friday after 2 weeks on the road so I got the sling out to polish it and get it ready for the "been gone for 2 weeks so it is time to catch up" gay sex. I should have known planning this so soon after gay pride last week and D.A.M.N. (Dallas Area Men Naturalist) party this weekend would have thrown the weather out of balance. But I forgot to run my Excel spreadsheet to account for all of the factors and...well...guess I screwed up.

[pajamas-johnson.livejournal.com]

i posted this elsewhere, but here you go too:

god is after someone who keeps moving around. he or she evacuated to houston, and so here comes rita. i am hoping that this person next moves to kennebunkport maine, as this might get a certain politico's attention. might, i said.

[jbear70.livejournal.com]

Actually I think it's God balancing out the destruction of New Orleans in advance of Southern Decadence by wiping out the Southern Baptists in Texas.