She's Living the Low-Friction Version of What I Want

[nfotxn]

Today on the way home today I saw some big bodacious biker girl riding bitch with her hot daddy thing. They rode in the bright sunshine, her one hand on his waist and the other holding a big white cake box.

I was so jealous.

Comments

[pteroglyph.livejournal.com]

I love The London Symphony Orc. Have you ever seen his live show? Wow. That's all, just wow.

[emramesha.livejournal.com]

Gay and butch all at once! Does sound tempting.

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

I can relate. I don't get nearly enough cake.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

As for hot daddy things...

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

I believe Toronto has a wider selection of those than The Hammer. Goodness knows they'll be plentiful in five days...

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I know, you're not going to be able to move for hot uncut cock.

[jawnbc]

Yeah but she's probably not gonna use seeing you to be a comment whore.

Yeah, you. Comment whore!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I don't internalize my comment whoredom. Comment whore pride! Subvert the dominant paradigm! Comment silence=comment death!

[jawnbc]

We're here, comment, get used by us!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

But if comment whores are using people doesn't that make them not whores but pimps? Or is it some sort of whore empowerment idea?

[jawnbc]

It's a diffuse and sophisticated hegemonic cycle.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

So we all agree? Aye! Let's go drinking.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

PS: Smash the patriarchy.

[schillerium.livejournal.com]

I was gonna ask which one of them you were jealous of...

[backawayslowly.livejournal.com]

i hear that.