Dumbed Down

[nfotxn]

Hey maybe we should start a day where everyone writes in complete sentences and paragraphs. Like no photos, youtube clips, hot-linked images, memes or polls? Wouldn't that be like fucking crazy?

Comments

[goofybearz.livejournal.com]

But people wouldn't know how to do that anymore.

[themacbear.livejournal.com]

Communist.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't be cool with just one day of Communism? You know juste pour rires?

[themacbear.livejournal.com]

Oh, it starts with "just one day", and then *poof*, your Red Scourge is everywhere.

[slate-canada.livejournal.com]

Woof!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Grrrrrr!

[xkot.livejournal.com]

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

If I were I would stare at that owl for hours. So pretty!!

[-cellardo0r-.livejournal.com]

Like no photos, youtube clips, hot-linked images, memes or polls?

This is the grammar police. I'm sorry but I am going to have to arrest you for that last incomplete sentence.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

My irony hardly took it's first breath.

[-cellardo0r-.livejournal.com]

I figured. Sorry to kill your moment of irony.

My original response was going to be. U R So QT. Then I'd post a link to an INCREDIBLE YouTube video of a guy belching the theme to the Mary Tyler Moore show.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

How do you burp "hossenfeffer incorporated"?

[-cellardo0r-.livejournal.com]

Practice makes perfect?

Frankie Says RELAX

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

[ranger1.livejournal.com]

[woofytexan.livejournal.com]

now you are just being silly.

[abearius.livejournal.com]

you are so snob. you and yr fansy Canadian education Who needs all your verbs and punctuations and that stuff. You think that musclebears are all dum! Shows what yu knowe!

[jawnbc]

wha?

[danlmarmot.livejournal.com]

This means I can still post lyrics, right?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Are they in paragraph form?

[danlmarmot.livejournal.com]

They're lyrics, man. Not spoken textses.

[slumberjack.livejournal.com]

I'd be game for it.

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

That's hard. :(

[kingfuraday.livejournal.com]

blah blah blah I'm so smart and Canadian with my complete sentences and well thought out commentaries on life blah blah blah

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone immediately get their hate-on for my Canadian-ness? Seriously, it's kinda hurtful.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Oh wait that was a back-handed compliment. Sorry, just a sore spot!

[kingfuraday.livejournal.com]

poking fun + Team America Icon = joke -- Americans are dopey and backwards and we lash out at cultures we either don't understand or are jealous of in some regards...well, except for Canadians.. we just think they're sorta other wordly... like a Mentos commercial.

Seriously though, how could I ever hate on a citizen of a country that brought me You Can't Do That on Television and Degrassi Junior High?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Durr, sorry for my lapse in funny. So like remember we also brought you the likes of Martin Short (he went to my highschool!) and Nickleback (bacon!)

[grimmlok.livejournal.com]

Don't be hurt, revel in your apparent creative and national superiority :P

p.s. I posted a picture, a text message breakup and only 2 or 3 complete sentences on my post today.

*hangs head in shame*

.. and I'm CANADIAN!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I don't get it, did I say "As a Canadian I am so fucking awesome. Terrible Americans stop being so terrible!"

I mean good ol' Murka totally made a big fix to their government today.

[wwabbit.livejournal.com]

Long posts scare people.

You can spend days crafting something and no one will comment or link. Knock off an haiku or a YouTube link or, heaven help us, some Memish Goodness, and suddenly the comments flow.

[k4rl.livejournal.com]

my brain just melted at the thought of writing this sentence. I'll end it here.

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

Yea! And we should, like, write our compleat sentances with quills on parchment papier and send them to each other via riders born on horseback!

Oh, wait. Then we'd have to have something significant to say.

I like ice cream!