Hey, it's Jelly here. Normally I just read Brodie's blog secretly while he sleeps, and I don't interfere. But I can't help but defend Brodie's honour, here in the virtual bearniverse. BRODIE CAN OUTBEAR ALL OF YOU SHITS AND YOU KNOW IT. I can say for a fact that Brodie has been FIERCING IT bear-style in all of the (...calculating...) eleven years I've known him.
I come nowhere close to the Bear known as Brodie Noble Chree. I can art-fag my way around this town with a swagger, sporting a month old beard, I can sing Tina Turner songs, I can even wear a Tiara, and I can't even touch the white-hot shit this kid be spittin' out. I must lose a few points for being straight. But I am single boys, so please keep coming to our shows.
I share a washroom with Brodie. As a result of our constant manscaping, brodie and I have nearly covered the whole washroom (wall to wall, floor to ceiling) in a thick, lustrous coat of [cerified organic] manhair. You are all welcome to come over sometime and touch it with your actual hands. The point being, I went to pee yesterday and I found a week's worth of Brodie's beard on the seat of our broken toilet. AND THAT SHIT STILL OUTBEARED YOU SHITS.
So before any of you claim that I outbear Brodie, consider the logic: BRODIE IS THE KING OF ALL BEARS. If I outbear brodie, that means you're electing a fuckin HEDRO to the throne. That would be like putting Tucker Carlson in charge of the NAACP. Dig?
Ok, I've said some nasty shit, it's late, and I've been drinking. So I apologize to everyone involved here for what I may or may not have said. But I just want you to remember that Brodie Noble Chree is the very zenith of bearhood; he embodies the essence of what it means to be a bear, and you know it. ON THIS REMEMBERANCE DAY, NEVER FORGET: Brodie fought for your freedom.
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2006-11-10 03:25 pm (UTC)Serious good times though!
And hey, send me pics?
Crush
Date: 2006-11-10 03:55 pm (UTC)Nice Jeans there.
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Date: 2006-11-10 04:36 pm (UTC)Re: Crush
Date: 2006-11-10 04:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-10 06:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-10 08:52 pm (UTC)JELLY MANAGES TO PROPERLY USE A SEMI-COLON IN A DRUNKEN RANT
Date: 2006-11-11 10:09 am (UTC)I come nowhere close to the Bear known as Brodie Noble Chree. I can art-fag my way around this town with a swagger, sporting a month old beard, I can sing Tina Turner songs, I can even wear a Tiara, and I can't even touch the white-hot shit this kid be spittin' out. I must lose a few points for being straight. But I am single boys, so please keep coming to our shows.
I share a washroom with Brodie. As a result of our constant manscaping, brodie and I have nearly covered the whole washroom (wall to wall, floor to ceiling) in a thick, lustrous coat of [cerified organic] manhair. You are all welcome to come over sometime and touch it with your actual hands. The point being, I went to pee yesterday and I found a week's worth of Brodie's beard on the seat of our broken toilet. AND THAT SHIT STILL OUTBEARED YOU SHITS.
So before any of you claim that I outbear Brodie, consider the logic: BRODIE IS THE KING OF ALL BEARS. If I outbear brodie, that means you're electing a fuckin HEDRO to the throne. That would be like putting Tucker Carlson in charge of the NAACP. Dig?
Ok, I've said some nasty shit, it's late, and I've been drinking. So I apologize to everyone involved here for what I may or may not have said. But I just want you to remember that Brodie Noble Chree is the very zenith of bearhood; he embodies the essence of what it means to be a bear, and you know it. ON THIS REMEMBERANCE DAY, NEVER FORGET: Brodie fought for your freedom.
Re: JELLY MANAGES TO PROPERLY USE A SEMI-COLON IN A DRUNKEN RANT
Date: 2006-11-12 05:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 07:50 pm (UTC)