Thank God I'm 24
Dec. 13th, 2006 05:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nfotxnOften times people guess I'm in my 30's because I wear a beard and am not socially retarded. This is all well and good, especially when you enjoy sex with men older than yourself, but it's a nice reminder that I'm still in my 20's. Here are some of the supporting points:
- I'm drunk on a tuesday night
- My band has a former name, Squirrel Cage, and now is called Lazerfist
- I have three roommates.
- Having a kitten is like having a baby.
- Can I afford coffee not made at my house this week?
- Mom is still getting used to being on her own
- I don't own any major appliance.
- Two part time jobs are sorta like one full-time but without any benefits, vacation time, paid sick time or sense of stability
- Most of my vegan friends are now demoted to vegetarian or flexitarian.
- I like wine with sans-serif fonts on the label or in tetra packs.
- You want to buy ME a drink? Holy shit yeehaw!
- Who used all my toilette paper? Speak up FUCKER!
- There are toke marks on my used sofa (her name is Betsy)
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LOL
Date: 2006-12-13 02:19 pm (UTC)What the hell is a "flexitarian?"
Yer too cute for 24.
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Date: 2006-12-13 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-13 04:24 pm (UTC)aw, so very true...
i remember when my vegan/vegetarian friends started slipping back into meatdom as well. i think there's only one who hasn't gone "whole hog" as we say, but she does eat fish and the occasional bird these days.
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Date: 2006-12-13 04:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-13 10:20 pm (UTC)Vegans and Europe don't mix.
Date: 2006-12-15 12:23 am (UTC)