Touch Me like You Used to America
Jan. 22nd, 2007 11:34 pmDear Throngs of American Gays and Some Not Gays,
I'm sad to announce on the behalf of my people, and our national hotel associations, that there is now more between us. As of Tuesday the 23rd of January 2007 we require a passport to visit one another.
I, Canada and it's hotel associations, wish America would touch us like it used to. We're a compassionate lover. Exclusive top you know, except for sometimes with Alaska. Fuck Alaska has a nice prick. But the compassion we show you when we gently spoon you with our massive amounts of soft wood lumber. Making hot North American love until the oil starts spurting out of the tar sands in Alberta. We, Canada and it's hotel associations, we just want a little of that compassion back. I know that one awkward time we got SARS, just like your other hoe China, but we're Canada! We just went down to the local Walk-In clinic and waited 6hrs for antibiotics (that were free). Because our Doctor had a 6 month waiting list. But whatever it's not like we were DYING right?
I know, I know our dollar is fucking EXPENSIVE. Like why stay at our place anyhow right? We can just come down to yours, hit the Wal*mart and Target and send you back that cash you paid for that shit you bought off us. Why would Americans want to leave home anyhow? That's for liberals and queers! They're all rich anyhow with their European vacations and whatnot. Lock that shit down I say. Erect a giant economic dome protecting you from Terrorism! We're talking like no trade or nasty tourism without the right documents. And those documents will be many more because that's what defence contracting loves.
I'm sad to announce on the behalf of my people, and our national hotel associations, that there is now more between us. As of Tuesday the 23rd of January 2007 we require a passport to visit one another.
I, Canada and it's hotel associations, wish America would touch us like it used to. We're a compassionate lover. Exclusive top you know, except for sometimes with Alaska. Fuck Alaska has a nice prick. But the compassion we show you when we gently spoon you with our massive amounts of soft wood lumber. Making hot North American love until the oil starts spurting out of the tar sands in Alberta. We, Canada and it's hotel associations, we just want a little of that compassion back. I know that one awkward time we got SARS, just like your other hoe China, but we're Canada! We just went down to the local Walk-In clinic and waited 6hrs for antibiotics (that were free). Because our Doctor had a 6 month waiting list. But whatever it's not like we were DYING right?
I know, I know our dollar is fucking EXPENSIVE. Like why stay at our place anyhow right? We can just come down to yours, hit the Wal*mart and Target and send you back that cash you paid for that shit you bought off us. Why would Americans want to leave home anyhow? That's for liberals and queers! They're all rich anyhow with their European vacations and whatnot. Lock that shit down I say. Erect a giant economic dome protecting you from Terrorism! We're talking like no trade or nasty tourism without the right documents. And those documents will be many more because that's what defence contracting loves.
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Date: 2007-01-23 09:11 pm (UTC)not to worry
Date: 2007-01-23 06:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 06:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 06:59 am (UTC)Fact is Canadian tourism needs easy access to our cities. I'm not dicking around here, you THINK Americans will be more apt to get passports now that Canada is more tightly controlled? Fuck no. It's an inconvenience and a bigger hit to our economy than yours. Canada-US trade relationships are really fucking strained under Bush and this is just a cherry on the top.
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Date: 2007-01-23 02:57 pm (UTC)If one of our countries had a security need and the other country had concerns that a proposed step to protect that security might have an impact on tourism from the other country, I would hope that the security issue would prevail.
If Canada believed that it required passports from the United States to protect itself and the US were in the position that doing so might result in fewer Canadian dollars making it to the US (it goes back and forth whose dollar is stronger) I would strongly support Canadian security over the US tourist industry.
Canada is not a nation of tray carriers like a developing tropical island country with 90% of its GDP based on tourism.
I can't argue articulately the merits of going to a passport system; there are definite pros and cons. But we can't base this decision solely on the issue you raise.
Like most Americans I very much admire Canada. More, I have strongly considered emigrating to there. So it's not from a place of smug indifference when I say that in principle the impact on Canada's tourism industry cannot be the top concern when considering a policy matter concerning national security. I'm open to hearing reasons why or why not a passport policy is a good idea, but those reasons would carry much more weight if they concerned security.
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Date: 2007-01-23 11:37 pm (UTC)I'm just confused by your position as an American who has probably had to swallow a lot more bullshit in the name of Homeland Security. Sure, we're talking about prevention here. But prevention of what? I could imagine maybe implementing this on 9/12/2001 or something. But it's been more than half a decade. I just don't see the rational for a new more repressive system replacing a system that is clearly working. Perhaps it's not pragmatic to say, given the state of the world these days, but I don't like being bullied in the name of security. I want to see real problems solved. Frankly I smell a rat and I won't tow the security line until I see proof we're fixing a problem here.
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Date: 2007-01-23 11:55 pm (UTC)I don't think Bush gives a rat's ass about Canada and have a hard time thinking that nonparticipation in Iraq is even on his radar screen. You're implying that he's even thinking about Canada, which he is probably not doing, any more than he could find it on a map.
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Date: 2007-01-24 12:34 am (UTC)I'm all for the spirit of debate but when people don't agree with you why does your tone turn so arrogant? I'm saying "this is unreasonable for these reasons" and your response is "We don't care about you! You don't matter!".
So I will tell you what I really think here. I think the process of travel between our countries SHOULD have been better streamlined. Rather than just reverting to a passport requirement. Whether or not this requires a document called a passport is neither here nor there. We can achieve both goals of increasing security while not impacting tourism or trade. And keeping the cost accessible to anyone who wants to visit our two countries. We have the technology and the motivation but it was still not accomplished.
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Date: 2007-01-24 12:41 am (UTC)If it were the other way around and Canada began requiring passports for travel from the United States I wonder how receptive it would be to complaints of the U.S. tourist industry demanding that Canada compromise its security?
I sense a certain level of entitlement to the demand that the U.S. not require passports to enter its borders. While I do care very much about Canada's well being I should be clear that the policy about U.S. passports must ultimately be made with U.S. security interests in mind rather than the needs of the Canadian tourist industry.
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Date: 2007-01-25 08:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-25 05:21 am (UTC)I find this post more hilarious in the sense that you got held up from even returning to Canada from Madrid, and yet you declare US passport requirements to be ridiculous? Excuse me? What threat does Canada face from frickin' Spain? Basque nationalist terrorists are gonna bomb Vancouver or Sudbury or something? Or OMG, Andalusian Islamo-jihadist orange farmers are totally going to attack London and Kitchener! Maybe one should complain about one's own country's passport requirements before whingeing about another's, hmm?
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Date: 2007-01-25 08:30 am (UTC)Seems it is the US that is afriad of the Andalusian Islamo-jihadist orange farmers.
I'm so glad we're here to enforce our phobias on the rest of the world.
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Date: 2007-01-24 12:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-26 12:18 am (UTC)That being said, my life would be just a little bit grayer if it weren't for my trips up to British Columbia.
Simple
Date: 2007-01-23 02:22 pm (UTC)/already has his Canuck passport.
Re: Simple
Date: 2007-01-23 03:26 pm (UTC)Every ten years is frequently?
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Date: 2007-01-23 04:10 pm (UTC)Re: Simple
Date: 2007-01-24 12:10 am (UTC)Re: Simple
Date: 2007-01-23 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 12:22 am (UTC)I still don't know why it should be embarassing that most Americans don't have passports. Travelling internationally is a luxury most of us can't afford; we shouldn't make fun of people just because they're poor.
Also, I've been to Epcot and, quite frankly, it was way cleaner than regular Mexico.
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Date: 2007-01-24 12:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 12:37 am (UTC)I'm just sayin'.
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Date: 2007-01-26 06:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 06:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 07:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 03:25 pm (UTC)ROAD TRIP!
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Date: 2007-01-23 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 07:09 am (UTC)Anways... "Why would Americans want to leave home anyhow? That's for liberals and queers! "
Sign me up - at least I got a non-chip passport! But I ain't no Alaska...
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Date: 2007-01-23 07:22 am (UTC)Also I love liberal queer non-Alaskas from America. How's that for innuendo?
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Date: 2007-01-23 07:31 am (UTC)I love innuendo. Or myendo. Which ever.
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Date: 2007-01-23 08:44 am (UTC)http://www.aero-news.net/index.cfm?ContentBlockID=9c390970-a42d-424f-8503-29efd5c47686
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Date: 2007-01-23 02:48 pm (UTC)The US government will continue to make it as arduous and INTRUSIVE as possible for matters like this. They really don't give a whit about tourism, no matter what the department of commerce has to say. While they won't come right out and ask you your cock size, the scatter x-ray scanners in use at some airports now give a very good look just the same through your clothes.
My passport expires in a couple of months and that is only a drag in that now everyone is rushing the passport offices to get one. I will be dragging the cubby hubby Chuck along with me at renewal time, as he does not have a passport. It wasn't an issue up until now with our travels together outside of the country being limited to Canada and Mexico. I am not so concerned about the chips in the new passports, as I have learned early on to ALWAYS keep it close when traveling. If people are really in a twist, two seconds in a microwave oven will take care of the chip from ever functioning again. The downside is that the immigration control people are going to expect those varieties of passports to work electronically. When they don't because of microwave or other tampering, you are almost guaranteed an extended hassle getting where you are going. They will assume it is a forgery and treat you accordingly. Immigration and Customs Enforcement: Suspicion is thy name.
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Date: 2007-01-23 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-26 06:37 pm (UTC)Look, tourism is an industry. And just like *any* other industry, government trade barriers are going to retard it no matter what idiological edicts you assign to "grown ups". That given, you simulataneously can't just say "Security before industry" - it just doens't work like that. Trade and security have always been a balancing act. So the only question really is "Will these requirements be effective enough to justify their cost?". Quite frankly I doubt it. And apart from the tourism issue, there's business travel and the fact that Washington has just required private citizens to collectively spend billions on documents.
Now, the good news is that the law isn't explicit in "it must be a PASSPORT". A driver's license would do if it had the required information on it. Ontario however has already said they're planning on changing thier licenses to meet the requirements, but it's going to take a long time to get that in place.
Really, I'm surprised we're not hearing more anger from Americans on an idiological ground, as I find the incidious part of this law the "you need a passport to get OUT of the country". What right does a nation have to lock up it's own citizens in its borders?