Havidol

Feb. 21st, 2007 08:41 pm
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Havidol, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

Are you suffering from Dysforic Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder? Take our ZING survey at Havidol.com.

Date: 2007-02-22 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com
I wonder if my drug plan covers it.

Date: 2007-02-22 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultramundanecom.livejournal.com
"Q: Does HAVIDOL treat anything other than DSACDAD?
"A: No. HAVIDOL is for the millions not suffering from ED, OCD, ADD, PTSD, PMDD, GAD, SAD, CFS, RLS, or BBT."

Havidol as a suppository? What convenience! I've always wanted two Havidol up my ass.

Date: 2007-02-22 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robearal.livejournal.com
Good news, everyone! It's a suppository.

lollerskates

Date: 2007-02-22 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pxtl.livejournal.com
pure. liquid. win.

I fully expect to see this circulating on Fark and various other messageboards shortly.

Date: 2007-02-22 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strongaxe.livejournal.com
I love it! :)

Date: 2007-02-22 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] p0lish-sausage.livejournal.com
I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke.

Date: 2007-02-22 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gusmacroy.livejournal.com
I won't need this pill once I score a Verbarious digital clock!

Date: 2007-02-22 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gmjambear
They neglected to add the following disclaimers:

Closed Course, Do Not Attempt
Batteries Not Included
Objects In Mirror May Be Closer Than They Appear
You Must Be This Tall To Ride
This Treatment May Not Be Suitable For All Family Members, Viewer Discretion Is Advised
Some Settling May Occur During Shipping and Handling

Among others disclaimers.

FUCK I HAVE THIS

Date: 2007-02-22 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colin.livejournal.com
Where do I get some black market H4\/111D0|_ man? Fuck health care professionals.

Date: 2007-02-22 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beg1n.livejournal.com
Finally, a drug that helps us...um...with what again?

That one question in the quiz: Do you have trouble arranging fresh flowers in a vase while others are watching? That's when I knew it could help.

Date: 2007-02-22 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ranger1.livejournal.com
Judging from her smile, I'm guessing she takes the suppository version?

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