Would You Fuck Me in this Costume?

[nfotxn]

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Because we're all responsible adults Hallowe'en parties largely fell on Saturday night. Borrowing on my experience at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco this year I dressed up as a Leather Gay. I condone all forms of drag, especially the popular type.

The spandex tattoo shirt prescribes cold water hand washing therefore I'd prefer that you blew it on the PVC vest or fake beard while I fist you.

Lorenzo was Barf from Space Balls. But nobody hurled this year. Must be the whole living in his own place with his girlfriend and not in his Mom's basement.

Comments

[sluggobear.livejournal.com]

"Half-man, half-dog. I'm a mog. I'm my own best friend!"

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I wish there was a Space Balls: The Sequel mocking the mostly horrible Star Wars prequels.

[kj.livejournal.com]

Barf is the purveyor of one of my most oft-used lines:

"That's gonna leave a mark."

[thafuzz.livejournal.com]

therefore I'd prefer that you blew it on the PVC vest or fake beard while I fist you

Sounds like you didn't forgot the most important piece of the costume: WetNaps.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Shit. I did accessorize with at mickey of JD (not pictured).

[thafuzz.livejournal.com]

Fierce

[beeftenderloin.livejournal.com]

That's hot!

[abearius.livejournal.com]

You look different. Did you get contact lenses or something?

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

Apparently leather guys all have stink-eye.

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

The spandex tattoo shirt would not survive, I'm afraid. I'd have to tear through it to get at the fur underneath.

[wwabbit.livejournal.com]

I'm with ya. The tattoos are um...

WHERE'S THE FUR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

Yes. Or without. Hawt.

[kingfuraday.livejournal.com]

hehe, I have a new drinking game... each time you take a passive swing at something or someone(s) we do a shot... since I don't want to destroy my liver before Christmas I think I'll just quote them when I find them moving forward :-)

"I condone all forms of drag, especially the popular type."

Don't you go a'changing...

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you get it. 'Cause she's all a big joke and I'm not taking that much seriously.

Except Radiohead. Their transition from Jeff Buckley to Autechre sings Sigur Ros is truly without artistic merit!!!

[c73m.livejournal.com]

hey. i have that tattoo shirt..
except i was working it more Emo less
village people. but yeah, i think you win the prize.

cute.

yay