Kentucky Wal*Mart Mom Can't Stop Seeing Cock

[nfotxn]

The woman who can't say 'penis' but instead says "male private area" sees cocks everywhere. When prompted to think of other shapes by the newscaster, perhaps a rocket ship or barlett pear? Her response is: "I can't think of any other thing"

Best part? The newscaster ends his piece by claiming that he's been to "Three Wal*Marts in three states and can't find any Fun Straws on any shelves".

WE'RE SAFE

Comments

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I wanna give Kentucky the benefit of the doubt... but...

[woofmantoronto.livejournal.com]

How about Billings Montana;-)

[mathan.livejournal.com]

Try Bozeman, MT.

[emramesha.livejournal.com]

Fucking pathetic.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yet deliciously funny...

[emramesha.livejournal.com]

Given. But she was also allowed to reproduce. How did she do that without touching a "male private area"?

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

The Gay Agenda strikes again.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I don't care what the fashion police say. I feel more sophisticated sipping my Mimosa through a crazy straw.

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

She shouldn't be shopping in the "Brunch" aisle!

[djmrswhite.livejournal.com]

those are definitely cock straws and immoral. all cocks are wrong.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry are you speaking of the 'male private area'? Because I don't know anything else.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, she probably prayed out loud to the baby Jeebus to forgive her for her vile sin as she was being knocked up.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Can you really know to pray when your daddy is fucking you in your sleep?

[dizzi-d.livejournal.com]

The only way this story could get better is if they now arrested the mother and questioned her as to why her 3 year old daughter would be able to identify the straws as being "cock shaped" in the first place.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Oh in the video she makes a disclaimer like HER daughter is too young to know. But what about older kids? Older kids might get the cock fever.

[dizzi-d.livejournal.com]

It's true. Once gripped by cock fever, the very fabric of society could unravel.

never-mind the sad social commentary

[themonkeybear.livejournal.com]

I'm simply RIVETED by the show which is the death-throws of mass-comm, specifically - "TV News".

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

She's right. To be fair to straight men and lesbians, they ought to make female private area crazy straws too.

[brianrdu.livejournal.com]

Too bad they pulled all the cock straws off the shelves. They could send them to me, I would suck on them like nobody's business.

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

Guess you'll have to use the real thing, darn.

[bear-with-me.livejournal.com]

I love that this story appears the week that we have reached 4000 dead in Iraq........ignore the man behind the curtain....there is nothing to see there.