Real Internet Theatre: Dealing with Internet Sluts

[nfotxn]

So what do you do when an internet slut, focused on serious cock licking, gets up in your internets? One of my favourite tools is obfuscation. Bore your present interloper with boring tales of why THEY are a self-loathing, nooner bath house cruising "MSM" cock knocker. And now the unaltered transcript:

masc top: nice fur
Brodie: heya
Brodie: thanks
Brodie: Grew it myself
masc top: looks very masculine
masc top: furry here too
Brodie: Girl I can fix cars AND pick out drapery.
masc top: I like real man
Brodie: That takes it up the ass :)?
masc top: absolutely
Brodie: Some would say that's not too manly!
Brodie: But I know what you mean. I come off "straight acting" generally and take it up the chuft
Brodie: Although lately I got kinda hot for one of those dudes with the saline injected nuts.
Brodie: I mean when he was wearing jeans and the fantasy was still intact.
Brodie: Then it's like, whoa, too freaky.
Brodie: Hello?

Comments

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

LOL

It's the silicone-injected nuts and cocks that are really scary.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yeah they have that Geiger-esque quality about them that makes you wanna scream "It's queen, she'll breed, you'll die!"

[watchingitburn.livejournal.com]

Get away from her, you bitch!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

OMG girl yes! I was seriously tossing for using that one or the one I did.

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

my masculara is running.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

That "Gon Gon" coloured lip stain really brings out the slut in your eyes.

[wwabbit.livejournal.com]

"masculara" makes you my new favourite guy ever.

[watchingitburn.livejournal.com]

my new favorite is someone I ran across on craigslist looking for a roommate situation, who (in the ad, mind you) referred to himself as "str8" -- I've only come across that term in the faggy chat/fuck sites, which kinda defeats the logic of the former...

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

With all the metrosexuals "txt msging wr r u? omg str8 go!" who really knows right?

But I mean you gotta be a tiny bit gay if you use Craigslist. Or at least a hippie.

[velnich.livejournal.com]

What's a poor masc top to do when the target of their affections isn't only interested in discussing which hole they like it in the most?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yo, what're you doing Saturday night? Huw's Birthday at Myth on Danforth. You're invited.

[velnich.livejournal.com]

Got day plans, but I don't see why doing you guys in the eve couldn't be done.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Catch me on email brodiec at the gmail dot calm for details. It's a later evening dinner.

[satarnion.livejournal.com]

omg lepamplemousse!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

tout le monde!

[texaspenguin.livejournal.com]

I like real man! Those silicone imposters just don't cut it sometimes, ya know?

[bikerbearmark.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, yeah. Say "obfuscation" again - that's hot. Yeah. Yeah. YEAH...

[broug.livejournal.com]

thank-you!

[jawnbc]

I only wanted to be your friend....


*sob*

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

Some people just can't take their own medicine.