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Yes, I do think I've done well for myself.. this morning.

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Fuck! I have an extra rehearsal today I forgot about. I have to leave in an hour.

Double fuck. Not in the mood right now. Although there's a reason I'm feeling LIKE BITING THE HEADS OFF OF LIVE CHICKENS. I'm trying to un-un-quit smoking, yeah I went back. It's really rough, the nic-attacks are pretty fucking scary. For some reason they make me really furiously mad for no apparent reason. I almost never get furiously mad. Like adrenalin pumping, phone-book ripping "hulk smash" sorta headspace. If I had time it'd be perfect to go for a workout right now.

*sigh*

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Mad propage to DC Otter once again for the fantastic hilariousness