Quiz

( It's a quiz. She'll breed. You'll die. )

Once upon a midnight in the planet land of X, a young boy being lay dreaming..

This is where I complain about not getting laid enough.

See, hot man sex is just like taking out a lease. You gotta make the monthly payments or else they reposses your unit or something. Then you get all jealous ('cause that's what it's all really about, come on) when the other dudes are getting their unit on and you're all discussing default payments in m4m RT [insert your local here] on gay.com

"Bi-guy in hotel on business, be discreet!" Because he doesn't even want to know that he had sex with you.

Know what's the best? Being fresh out of the shower, laying on your bed with clean sheets totally naked feeling the summer's breeze pour in through your window and over your body.

Just thought I'd share.

Internet fag drama!

FUCK internet drama. Motherfucking FUCK IT. I swear if another bitter queen with an ego complex mis-appropriates their self-centric feelings towards me as slander to their coveting group of clucking and gossiping hens I will seriously get nasty.

GROW UP